woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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