she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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