: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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