And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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