He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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