She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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