The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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