How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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