Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just cropdusted the office
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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