it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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