you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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