i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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