"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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