We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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