found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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