i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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