so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I made him laugh his dick is mine
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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