I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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