So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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