it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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