Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what if I'm pregnant?
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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