so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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