I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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