so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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