Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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