also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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