Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Enjoy the penises
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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