Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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