So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Text me some of your sweat
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