You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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