Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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