I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just had sex bonerless
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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