Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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