i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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