I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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