Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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