idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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