Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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