i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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