Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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