DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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