yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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