I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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