youre lurking in front of me
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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