I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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