So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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