I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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