the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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