Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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