People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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