im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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