All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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