Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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